Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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