i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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