I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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