This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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