i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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