Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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