I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize
