I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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