Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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