Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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