I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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