theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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