Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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