Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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