If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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