I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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