At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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