You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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