Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
