Pappa wants mamma naked
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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