It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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