Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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