Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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