It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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