I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
