Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
