We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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