This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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