so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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