who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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