im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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