you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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