he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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