so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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