Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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