my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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