My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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