Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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