did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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