Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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