I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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