Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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