It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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