i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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