didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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