rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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