my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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