god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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