I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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