hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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