so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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