I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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