See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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