Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
