Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Too much gin, very little bucket
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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