I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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