Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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